I take a Sprig of Scottish Heather,
so we'll spend our lives together.
A feather of a Golden Eagle,
so he'll want to make it legal.
Then I add a single Rose,
this ensures he will propose.
I sprinkle in some fresh Stardust,
this will make a man I'll trust.
A ribbon of the Northern Lights;
wrapped in his arms, I'll spend my nights.
Just a drop of Dragon Tears;
we'll shed none, throughout our years.
I add to this a large Moon Stone,
so that he'll love me, alone.
I stir it with a Silver Spoon,
and make a wish to meet him soon.
Love spirits whom I now invoke,
don't send me, just any bloke.
Unless he looks like John Cusack,
this spell I'll break - and send him back.
I'll let you know if it works. Back to you Janice....!